Your Move, Einstein - electric fence sign
Your Move, Einstein - electric fence sign
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Perfect for Scaring Off Trespassers & Testing Family IQ
Because some people need more than a polite “keep out.” This sign doesn’t just warn you—it roasts you first. With bold red letters and a reminder that only a complete idiot would touch an electric fence, it’s basically the farm version of a friend smacking your hand away from a hot stove. The chess pieces add flair, because shocking yourself on a live fence is the worst opening move since pawning your queen. Put it up, sit back, and let the sign do the trash talk: your move, Einstein.
Why THIS Product?
Why THIS Product?
Because where else are you going to find a warning sign that roasts trespassers before the fence does? You can buy boring “Danger” signs anywhere, but only this one tells the truth: touch the fence and you’re a complete idiot.
Product Specs
Product Specs
★ Dimensions: 8" x 4" – readable before your brain decides to stop working
★ Material: UV-stabilized, weatherproof plastic (rainproof, stupidity-proof not included)
★ Print: High-contrast red/black text with bold sarcasm
★ Message: “Only a complete idiot would touch this electric fence… your move, Einstein.”
★ Attachment: Pre-drilled holes for easy posting (because duct-taping wisdom to a fence looks tacky)
★ Weight: Lighter than the thought process of someone ignoring the sign
UV Stabilized Non-Corrosive
UV Stabilized Non-Corrosive
Our products are UV stabilized, meaning they are designed to resist damage from prolonged sun exposure, ensuring long-lasting durability in outdoor conditions. Additionally, they are non-corrosive, protecting them from rust and wear, making them ideal for all weather environments.
